Bottled Personalities: What Proletariat Wine Are You?
Ever wondered what your wine preference reveals about you? There may be sound arguments for assigning flavors, aromas, and finishes with the personality types of their consumers. José Ortega y Gesset, a Spanish philosopher and essayist once said, “tell me what you pay attention to, and I will tell you who you are”. The things we enjoy say a lot about who we are and can be a humorous, and insightful way to experience ourselves and those around us. Read on to discover what your favorite Proletariat wine says about you, or to discover your new favorite bottle.
2021 Pinot Gris
The Prolo Pinot Gris, light-bodied with aromas of lemon-lime, pear, and stone fruit is smooth and citrusy. This wine is the perfect personification of someone with zest who plays well with others and pairs well with most. If you’re a Pinot Gris lover, you might prefer indoor hobbies and are well equipped with gentle mannerisms that are both reassuring and comforting. You have a deep appreciation and curiosity for cultures and traditions and your curiosity curates a profound depth in life that others are constantly seeking. You’re a steadfast friend who values quality over quantity in your relationships. While you might not always make the plans in your friendships, you are the first to check in on your friends and the little things going on in their lives!
2023 Sauvignon Blanc
If our ‘summer in a glass’ Sauvignon Blanc is your go to glass of wine, you emulate sophistication and depth. Always freshly dressed, you are powerfully put together and your loved ones enjoy the many sides of your character and interests! You thrive on routines and are driven by success but still know how to enjoy a sunny afternoon off. Your ability to communicate in a direct fashion is refreshing and facilitates deep and honest friendships. Your zesty finish might result in a little bit of sass but overall, you are a breath of fresh air!
2022 Rosé Bubbles
The 2022 release of Rosé Bubbles, a bombshell of strawberries on the nose and palate, reflects those who love it! If this is your top pick, you are easy to palate and give off a light and youthful air that is approachable and classy. Like the cotton candy finish of our Rosé bubbles, you are sweet, with a gift for the occasional dry (but not too dry) sarcasm. You emit femininity and are definitely a girl’s girl. Much like the effect of any good glass of Prolo wine, you have a gift for bringing people together. As the glue of every friend group, your bubbly personality compliments every combination of people.
2023 Pinot Gris Bubbles
Is your favorite Prolo wine the 2023 Pinot Gris Bubbles? If your answer is yes, then you’re our eternal optimist! With a cheerful attitude and entrepreneurial spirit, you tear through life celebrating each special moment it offers. You have a gift of bubbly charisma and befriend all those who know you but have a fatal flaw of always apologizing for being ‘way too busy’ (don’t we all). You are always up to date on the latest gym trends and enjoy the process of bettering yourself. Like the Pinot Gris Bubbles’ coloring resembling iridescent moonlight, you have a charming and romantic quality, exciting enough to sweep anyone off their feet. Like the aromatic pear undertones of our Pinot Gris Bubbles, you bring a smooth and mild presence to every situation, abundantly flavorful to the people in your company.
2022 ‘Prolo’ White Blend
If our 2022 ‘Prolo’ White Blend, buttery with a scent of warm vanilla and honeycomb, is your favorite glass of Proletariat wine, you have an affable personality that is deeply welcoming and distinct for its subtle sweetness. You are likely a book reader and are characterized by your inclination to embrace life’s simple pleasures, like a lit candle, a favorite song, or the perfect sunset. Your friends view you as someone who is eternally inviting, and your presence brings an element of coziness that wraps loved ones in a blanket of gentle warmth. Like our White Blend’s tribute to the historical and traditional blends of southern France, you have an appreciation for tradition and the unique stories behind the people and things you love. You are a wonderful cook, or you aspire to be, and have a deep appreciation for culinary arts. Your best nights are spent inside in dim, homey light recharging before sharing your compelling pleasantness with your friends and family.
2021 Sangiovese
If you’re inclined to order our 2021 Sangiovese, you have a palate for dark smoky flavor profiles, revealing a sense of layered depth and mystery about you. Like this bottle’s medium tannins, you are bold and sophisticated. Your propensity for reservation creates a mysteriousness that spurs curiosity in those who meet you. Prolo’s Sangiovese’s lingering strawberry finish reflects a flavorful elegance that marks the way you carry yourself. You have a refined attractiveness without trying too hard and a value of quality and legacy that contributes toward your high, but reasonable standards. You enjoy the outdoors, echoing the wine’s earthy undertones. The hints of allspice in the Sangiovese’s flavor profile reflect a taste for life’s more indulgent experiences, and reveals that you may have a few guilty pleasures, including the occasional luxury of smoking a cigar.
2021 ‘Prolo’ Red Blend
The 2021 release of the ‘Prolo’ Red Blend is fruit forward personifying a zest for life. If this is your choice glass of Prolo wines, you are vibrant and approachable. This light and smokey wine resembles gentleness and warmth perfectly blended with an adventurous spirit. With a finish of cracked pepper, you are a spirited and engaging conversationalist with many experiences to share from travel to philosophy, you are a source of enrichment. You have a well-balanced profile, silky, valuing balance and harmony in life and seek meaningful connections over fleeting moments of connection. Like the ‘Prolo’ red blend, there is a sweetness to you that makes you empathetic, a helper at heart. Though you can often be indecisive, your embodiment of balance translates to an immense gift of thoughtfulness and open-mindedness.
2020 Malbec
If you love our 2020 Malbec, you however are very decisive. Your aptitude for organization makes for strong leadership. You are unwavering and steadfast, exuding confidence. Like the intense and layered notes of the wine, your personality is rich and complex, offering more than meets the eye. You’re the type who, upon closer acquaintance, reveals diverse interests and surprising depths—much like how the Malbec’s taste evolves with every sip. As a Malbec lover, you have a robust sense of humor, never short of witty remarks and playful banter. Like our 2020 Malbec’s hints of chili and paprika, you really spice up every social setting. And though you thrive in a variety of social environments, you truly shine when you’re in a long-term relationship, drawing strength and comfort from a steadfast partner, much like how our 2020 Malbec’s flavors are best appreciated in the company of a good meal.
2020 Cabernet Sauvignon
If your go to wine is a classic Cabernet Sauvignon, our 2020 release is for you! Like this silky, weightless red, you have a bold and strong character and are esteemed for your influence and quiet wisdom. You are someone who knows your own mind, is firmly rooted in your beliefs, and carries an air of quiet confidence that others find reassuring. Your friends value your unwavering reliability, knowing they can count on you in any situation, much like the consistent quality of our Cabernet that has years of prime drinking. Because the advice you give is grounded in reality and logic, you approach problems with a calm, measured demeanor, which some find refreshing and others may occasionally find distant. Your nights are best spent staying in with your dog, deeply enthralled in a good book. Our Cab’s scents of tart cherry, licorice and mocha speak to your taste for depth in the literature you choose to experience. Your presence is unassuming yet leaves a lasting impression, characterized by a depth that unfolds over time.
Reserve Red Blend
If your preferred glass of Proletariat wine is the Reserve Red, you are the timeless sophisticate. You embody elegance and grace, with a love for luxury that’s reflected in your refined taste. Just like the Reserve Red Blend, you have a calm and mild demeanor that makes you approachable and easy to get along with. Your presence is palatable and reassuring, much like the wine’s smooth and berry-rich profile. You have a passion for legacy and a knack for strong leadership, reminiscent of a modern-day Gatsby. You appreciate the finer things in life, from high-end fashion to exquisite dining, and your standards are always high. The hints of plum, blackberry, and vanilla in the Reserve Red speak to your sophisticated palate and your timeless sense of style.
Bordeaux Blend
If you consider yourself a deep thinker, this lovely red is calling your name. You are a rare and exclusive friend, much like the Bordeaux blend. Your deep and mature personality is complemented by a love for the outdoors and an appreciation for well-spent money on luxurious experiences. You are the person friends call during an existential crisis, valuing tradition and reliability above all. Your wise and insightful nature comes from a deep understanding of life, making you a source of comfort and stability. You thrive in structured environments and enjoy spending summers at a beach house or taking expensive ski trips. The complex flavors of Bordeaux, with its rich and mature profile, mirror your thoughtful and introspective nature.